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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Oh yeah, good luck with that. When will that be?
Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Soothe us with sweet lies. You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
- wake up
- get up
- stand up
I can explain. It's very valuable. Who are you, my warranty?! You lived before you met me?! File not found. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."
Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.
If Monty Python is too childish for you, here is another cool alternative to Lorem Ipsum: Nietzsche Ipsum. The German philosopher from 1800s is still very relevant today. Regardless of how you feel towards his philosophy, there is no denying that his words are elegant and still have impact.
Die Liebe ist der Zustand, wo der Mensch die Dinge am meisten so sieht, wie sie nicht sind.